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Da Bones Quote Lists

Bonecoming 2000

September 21-24, 2000


"We should have an enema happy hour!"
-- Smear

"I'm all about the Lead abatement!"
-- Smear

"I only take..."
-- Thrasher

Chad: "She's willing do to anal?"
Bill: "I didn't ask."
Rico: "Yeah, you just charged right in!"
Chad: "like a buffalo!"
Malinda: "Ow!"

"What just went through my legs?"
-- Smear

"Thanks for playing; you have pubic lice!"
-- Chad to Thrasher

Torch: "Yo, Chappy's opens at 3!"
Craig: "I know!"

"Scersk wasn't throwing up, he was just sorta oozing brown stuff."
-- Bill, recounting a legendary roadtrip to Boston

"You know, all the guys were gay... I felt safer there..."
-- Torch, on cutting off the pony tail

"At least she's festive..."
-- Arsk, on Chris Payne

Arsk: "Oh my god, Scott's dying!"
Opie: "Pass the beer nuts."

Somebody: "Is your girlfriend here?"
Arsk: "No."
Somebody: "Is your sex partner here?"
Arsk: "Oh, yeah, over there."


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