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Da Bones Quote Lists
February, 1995: Hahvahd HOCKEY
"He heh Let's get Craig a double shot of Soco he heh."
-- Mike and Ersk, escalating the shot war at Dunbar's
"It's a really bad idea to have a shot war when everyone in it can afford tons of shots."
-- Mike, beginning to regret escalating the shot war
"You tried to pants me?!?!?!?"
-- Craig, the next morning
Janine : "Maybe we ought to get Craig a wastebasket...."
(someone quickly hands Craig a wastebasket)
Craig : BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-- IthaCop, to Rich H. on the second straight night of noise complaints.
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