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Chad and Rose Potocky's Wedding
September 3-5, 2010
Kathryn: SCERSK...WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU HERE? IT'S CHAD'S GODDAMN WEDDING TOMORROW,
AND HE'S HERE!
Chad: Scersk...I am going to get married tomorrow...to you.
-- Part of a voice mail left on Scersk's phone, because he was too lame to come to the Bone-
Fossil Happy Hour before the wedding
Kathryn: Rich Hovorka...Rich Hovorka AHHHHHHHHH.
He's the ugliest man in band...because he's ugly on the inside.
I don't just stick things in my mouth willy-nilly!
I'm old enough now that people I know get knocked up on purpose.
Jeff: Are you Arab?
Where did I put my cock?
Scersk, stop dry-humping everything!
I have man-tit all over my glasses. (Later): Scersk, you like, spooged on my glasses...I can't
Why did you buy bottled water, you sick fuck?
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