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Bonecoming 2003

October 23-26, 2003



"I am at Bonecoming:
Drinking and carousing,
I drink for three.

Let's go and tap the keg;
I can't stand on my legs;
My ass smells like a rotten egg:
I'm at Bonecoming!"
--Scersk, sung to "My Country 'Tis of Thee"

Scersk: "Nothing like a peashooter!"
Rico: "Is that what you tell all the chics?"

?: "It's a good thing we don't have naked band parties."
Scersk: "Naked Crack Whore!"
All: "Ahhhhhh!"
Chad: "Naked T!"
All: "Ahhhhhh!"
Rich: "Naked Rico!"
Scersk: "Eanh." [shrug, tip of head, lifting of eyebrows, high-voiced]
Rest: [nothing]

Scersk, regarding Susie's "aardvark": "Wow, that's just not Tovah."
Chad: "Nothing's like Tovah."

Rich: "So, how's Penn?"
Becky: "It kinda sucks."

"Did we used to live like this?"
--Liz, upon arrival

Stratemeier: "I got a picture of my wife... and my car!"
Scersk: "You're married???"
Stratemeier: "Yeah. And I have a Corvette!"

"I can't keep my clothes on!"
--Liz

"Well, that's pretty much the end of that."
--Scersk, lamenting a quenched flame

"I'm kinda like a mechanical bull."
--Scersk

Scersk: "What can I say: she likes to f***!"
Liz: "OK, let's go to Hot Truck!"

"Tonight I am going to expose my inner a**hole."
-T

"I guess it was a homecoming of sorts."
--Scersk, on his defecatory excursion to Clark Hall, 6th floor

"Scott thought he hooked up once, but I'm convinced it was a drug induced hallucination."
--Rich

Rich: "I don't think you can call that a football team."
Susie: "Yeah... it's just men in tight pants."


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