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Boneingdang? in Amsterdam
"The hole's too small for my finger!"
"You move much too fast for a guy who's been smoking dope."
--Chuckie to Ersk
"You're a fine example for all stupid people."
--Ersk to Dersk
Dersk: "Everyone duck!!"
Chuckie: "Will the beer make it!?!"
Chuckie: "Is she a romantic interest of yours, or is she a free-for-all?"
Torch: "Oh, kind of both"
(poomp!) "It's like getting a whole 'nother fresh beer."
--Chuckie upon re-opening his Grolsh beer
"My liver's full"
"You got cheek, cheek, lip? ... Cool!"
--Mike to Dersk
Dersk: "What's on the list so far?"
Chuckie: "Cat food, soap, toilet paper, beer, stogies, weed"
Dersk: "Hanging around you guys gives me the shits."
Ersk: "...yeah, and it's only around you guys that I smell this bad."
Dersk: "Chuckie, you're looking incomprehensive."
Chuckie: "No, I'm just contemplating."
Dersk: "Chuckie, what are you thinking about."
Chuckie: "Oh, nothing."
"I can't beat what you've got."
--Jen (Torch's babelicious new roommate) to Glenn
Ersk: "Let's go outside. There's women in loose clothing."
Glen: "And there's loose women in tight clothing.."
"Bones at rest tend to stay at rest. Bones in motion tend to stop."
--Ersk & Dersk
Guy outside live sex show: "You know you want to, you well-dressed perverts."
Dersk:"I didn't think we were well dressed..."
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