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Boneginendag II in Amsterdam
April 27 - May 4, 1999
"I think I would have had more fun being sucked out of this hatch."
--Bill, at the conclusion of the in-flight movie: "You've Got Pure Unadulterated Crap"
"Um, shouldn't we wait til we get out of the customs area?"
--Opie, on being handed a beer at the arrival gate
--Bill and Rich many times while attempting to bike around Amsterdam without getting killed
--Rich, obliviously checking the map, in response to Bill's distress in seeing one of the most disturbing sights in his life.
"Well, at least you got your money's worth...and a sore ass."
--Rich, after returning Bill's rental bike
"What, has he caught something already?!"
--Chris, overhearing conversation with Bill about him needing medicine on the first day
"It's kinda like yours, only thicker."
--Bill, comparing his... cell phone to Dersk's
"Or you could get on the 'Reeeeeeeeebound Raaaaaceway!!!!'"
--Dersk, on Torch's surprise visitor's recent breakup
"You can set mine on 'vibrate'"
--Dersk, on his phone
--Opie, freudian slipping
Rich: "Don't bite Dersk."
Andrea: "Why not?"
Torch: "...at least not on his nose."
Andrea: "Where then?"
Torch: "Um... elbow."
Andrea: "Too hard - I already have false teeth [in front]."
"The Dutch have a word for that - 'mierenneuker' - 'ant f*cker'."
--Dersk, picking on Torch's analness
"Just leave your shoes on."
--Dersk's advice to Bill after seeing the inherited sheets
"I guess my legs are used to excercise, but my ass isn't...fortunately."
--Bill, the morning after the bike experience
"What the hell is Scott doing here?"
--Bill, at first sight of the big surprise
"How many more sheep have to die?"
--Scersk, in a frustrating attempt to relate a local Michigan commercial's humor. (ed. Note: I promised to put this in to make him feel better for the weak response.)
--Torch, very randomly, grabbing gut after a gluttanous company gathering
Scersk: "I want to direct films."
Bill: "Well, I know how you can get into that."
Scersk: "I would [do that], but she'd never agree to it."
"Ich will eine Frau kaufen. Es war ein schoenes Bier."
--Steve, at seeing a random pizza place in Amsterdam
"They play Go Fish, or Rummy, or a rousing game of Backgammon."
--Bill in response to Steve's inquiry about what happens in the Red-Light District behind the curtains
"...have sex with a tree stump..."
--Bill, at some point in the Red-Light District, in some context that was funny
*fill in any hilarious quote here*
--Steve, at any point when drunk...he said it all (Ed. Note: Steve owes me for using the umbrella clause)
"Oh, it was Scott"
--Bill, realizing the mistake he made by hanging up when the voice on the other end wasn't Torch.
"What's the use of gettin' sober if you've gotta get drunk again..."
"Who's the girl in the previous picture?"
--Steve spotting Tablewine in Torch's CA pictures
Beggar to Steve who was leading the charge in the Red-Light District: "Got a gilder?"
Rich: "No, he's saving up for a whore."
Steve walks down the street after Queen's Day, picks up a coat, tries it on, and keeps it. Not a quote, nobody says this...it just happened.
Scersk: "Chicks dig the Gut."
Andrea, immediately: "No, they don't."
"You can bring your harem here..."
--Dersk, making plans with Torch on the phone
"What does Torch have to do for an hour and a half...ohhhhh."
Dersk: "The Dutch words for stairs and ladder are the same."
Simone: "How about the word for sliding down on your butt?"
Dersk: "We have medicine for everything in the states."
Bill, holding up his beer: "This is all the medicine I need."
Scersk, holding up his empty glass: "I'm out of medicine!"
"Well at least you didn't get splattered."
--Scersk, to Bill regarding the infamous Yale roadtrip
Scersk: "I've never had a really loud woman."
Dersk: "Well maybe you should bring a really sharp stick."
"Steve, all you need to catch up is 50 guilders."
--Scersk, on Steve's desire to increase his purity test score
Dersk: "You burp well, honey!"
"Bill, it took you two years and how much psychotherapy?"
--Dersk, on Bill's successful ascention to an ordained Cardinal
"Scersk wants food, Steve wants to look at whores...we can combine both!"
"So Bill, tell me more about butt-plugs."
Scersk: "Well, the way I figure it, there will be 8 people in the apt. Tonight...3 for me, 1 for each of you."
Bill: "What, is that based on body surface area?"
[Dersk, Rich, Scersk leave to pack the moving van]
[One hour later]
Bill: "Oh, where did they go? Oh, I feel bad. I feel so guilty. I was supposed to help them move. I should have gone. Oh oh, I feel bad."
[Two hours later]
Torch: "Ok Bill, they're ready for us to help. Let's go."
Bill: "What? I don't understand? Huh? I'll stay here with Simone."
"Woohoo! I can finally start drinking today!"
--Dersk, at 2am after a night of moving
"He was calling her 'bitch,' that must mean he wants her."
"It's like a game of hide-n-go seek. Pour a bottle of vodka down Bill's throat, spin him around 8 times, hide at Dersk's, and let him try to find his way back."
--Rich, on Bill's wandering adventure
Bill: "Do they sell Kilkenny in the states?"
Dersk: "I wouldn't know..."
Bill: "Oh, that's right, you've never been there."
"I love Hein-e-ken...Hein-e-ken is good."
--mantra chanted by da bones all week following the brainwashing Heineken Brewery tour.
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