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Norm and Angie Kroll's Wedding
January 3-6, 1995
Ersk : So, who was that girl that Joel was hooking up with?
Lisa(?) : That would be me.
[about five minutes of insane laughter, bordering on crying]
Ersk : I think I'll deep throat my foot now. (or something to that effect)
-- Leon's last words to Norm before Norm got married.
"But not here"
-- Angie's dad's last words to Norm before he got married.
"Everything was fine until he mentioned castration."
-- Norm's GrandFather
"Go check out the passed out guy in the corner -- he's getting married."
-- The bartender to many people at the bar
"I'm marrying that drunk asshole!"
"I can't believe I'm marrying that drunken fuck in the corner!"
-- Norm, puking in front of a cop
Cop : "How are you feeling now?"
Norm : "They really fucked me over, sir."
"Oh Eric!... OH ERIC!...oohhh!...OOHHH!!..OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"
-- Kriste, sometime Thursday night
"Eric, remember that she's a good Catholic girl."
-- Rachann (the maid of honor for those of you not at the wedding)
"I never thought I'd go out with someone that had a nose ring."
-- Rich K.
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