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Quotes of the Year: 2008-2009
Which Shakespeare play is Lion King based on? It's the one with Hamlet...oh, Hamlet!
...Lot's of friction.
Fuck her in the ass because it's Tuesday!
Uh, which hole should I put it in, Lizzie? I'm confused.
I have a vagina...that I like to play with.
You know, my version of sex is very very very very wide.
I am the fucking to go to bed.
Something bony boned me.
I have to go to the other side and meet people because I haven't gotten any since I came here.
It's not rape if you yell, "Surprise!"
Maybe in private, with more alcohol later. That's how the band works.
If she claws your eyes out rather than sprays you, then you'll know.
My hands aren't helping anything.
Kathryn: What's wrong with a salamander?
Kathryn: So that's what you sound like when you orgasm?
Brad: Only on "Cat Night," which is Thursday night.
[Brad] should totally be a joke lawyer...just for funsies.
They're awake; therefore they aren't having sex.
I'm very pencil anal.
Oh, mutual. You probably didn't say enema, either.
Sarah, you should make out with cookies!
I love drinking with strange people!
He's awesome. Like, I want to have his children, but I can't.
Careful...that TV is broken.
No one writes the Boondoggle. It's just secreted by the band room floor.
Jeff: So you shoot the girl out of the air with your cum, like Duck Hunt?
Your ass is pleasant; her ass is excruciating!
Tuning is for gays!
I wanna prove I can be gay!
I have a banana on my forehead!
Vicki: Where do you buy cups?
It tastes like bananas are raping my mouth.
I guess I would rather have sex with an excited pair of thighs than a boring vagina.
Didn't Jared want to play asshole? Oh wait...
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