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Quotes of the Year: 2009-2010
It's on the metal thing under my crabs.
That would be weird, if your penis could eat...it would munch!
Is $5 for the dildo enough, guys?
What would be more awkward, buying lube and a cucumber, or buying Vagisil and a cucumber?
I would do me, too, if I was a bunny.
I can't really say that I give a large ass about plants...
Do you want my face or my body?
Sarah! Go back to the bathroom. It's warm...I mean...there's light.
Kathryn: What's the plural of ox?
Nobody cares about table grapes, because they don't get you drunk.
Wait...I'm like, six inches shorter, and had like, three times as much.
Jeff: Lizzie, make out with me!
You can play with me if you want.
THERE'S TOO MUCH NAKED IN HERE!
Dan Gu: You are the best section leader... do you think I give a shit about my freshmen?
Brad: I like sound of the British man's voice on my GPS.
No, drink Rock Band. It's better than Drunk Band, or whatever the fuck you're trying to get
...Because light travels faster at night.
I wouldn't say she eats it, but she definitely likes her biscuit.
Were you raped by Zeus?
Tom Tone: It's like the Little Shop of Horrors in her vagina.
Uh, there's a size problem here.
I don't have to wash my penis...usually.
Is there something wrong with mankind getting hit?
Lizzie: It feels like being whipped.
Would you mind if I touch your pussy?
God is a total asshole. He killed everyone in the Bible.
Dubai? That's a pretty tits place to live.
Vicki: I have baby oil!
Female equals minus dick.
Lauren equals everyone but Dan Gu.
No one will remember because they're all in E major.
It's like a third world country!
Vicki, how do I go pee?
Jen Davis: Hey, Scottish Mike is here!
I really need a sturdy semen-catching diaper.
When Ducky introduces himself, it confuses the balls off me.
Kevin Kho, while reading the quote "Is $5 for the dildo enough?": Ha, $5 foot long.
It's harder for girls to aim, but more impressive when they do.
Kathryn: Botrytis rot on grapes is usually bad, but can actually make a wine taste great.
Kathryn: You know you'd go gay for Roger.
Lauren: I'll give you a hint, it's in New York...
Kathryn: Tyler, how did you get so drunk?
I've missed how he smells!
Lauren: So she basically witnessed crouching ass, hidden dick.
If you get a full one, you should give me your cream.
Vicki's gonna be naked in like, 5 minutes. (Looks at Chloe, then slaps bag o' wine).
I love nuts. They're tasty.
Kathryn: That looked like you were wacking off.
My only concern is that there are a lot of yellow people in Africa.
*Kathryn falls on the floor with butt up in the air*
Hump him up the ass!
Can you please get raped so we can have baby Barbs for Bonehouse mascots? Please?
Kathryn: We were playing Risk, but apparently it really is true; there are a lot of yellow
Do you guys think I have a brain tumor?
It all comes down to whether or not she swallows.
We have to maximize our fucking...Take the derivative of my sentence.
Sherman: Wyatt, stop! You're fucking with our vibe!
Kathryn: So, you gonna come to rehearsal tomorrow, when I'm gonna flash?
Kathryn: I need to go call my mom.
I really like Cox in the Box.
Lauren: Eating is for pussies.
Chocolate syrup would be so much better!
Hey look, it's Sebastian! He's like a Jamaican person...that means, you're a crab!
I can't say hoagie without salivating.
(to Christine) You and Alanna should have a contest and go at it.
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