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Da Bones Quote Lists
Quotes of the Year: 2010-2011
Alex (Horn): Dude, I don't believe in laws anymore.
Alex (Horn): He looks like a rhino...but I just want him to fuck me
(On DCI videos)
Brad: Why do you want to get drunk?
Kathyrn: No...I'm going out with a friend who's engaged.
Sherman: If I was giving you a blowjob, it'd be good.
Brad: Try having three balls...
Jeff: I will be asshole, you can be president.
Sarah: AHHH! My drink has so much drink in it!
Brad: Wait...how do you mount someone?
Max: You know what was illegal once? Black people.
Jeff: Am I drinking out of a candle holder?
Brad: Is it generally bad to refer to females as "bitches"?
Sherman: I feel like most Asians are more nutritious than Americans.
Sherman: I'm not going to get less drunk so other people can have sex.
Sherman: NO!! Penises don't go crunch!
Sherman: I'm sorry, but it's not okay to high-five after having sex.
Jeff: I don't have a heart.
JenWa: Sherman, I'm so glad you're awesome, because [Lucas] sucks!
Liz Gall: I'm old enough now that people get knocked up on purpose.
Sarah: I don't care what you do, just not in my mouth.
Sarah: My urethra is here, but my wet spot is there.
Paul: I'm replacing my showerhead with a wand shower head so I can wash my ass properly.
Stache: I feel like I grow when I hug Shark.
Max: Women are like gay men with vaginas.
Sarah: I don't like that noise. I don't understand why.
Dan: Your spices aren't organized
Sarah: Your mom was pretty hard to get into.
Dan Gu: I have to poop
(cleaning up vomit)
Dan Gu: The asshole is presenting...
Jeff: Why does prelim show up in your phone [T-9]? That's really fucking sad.
Kathryn: Never have I ever...shit
Arturo: You have to drink when you're clueless?
Jeff: Lou Dobbs shits on your mother!
Todd: Never have I ever sucked a dick
Lizzie: Did you just say "hard-on" or "pardon"?
Roger: Never have I ever slept with a man.
Winter and Spring
Shark: He's the only black man left in Africa!
Andrew Robbins: Brad, you, like, suck up the ass!
Sarah: I think I'd like gay porn.
Lizzie (to Frank): You'd be cheating on Brad in two ways!
Max: It's just your dick net.
Brad (out of nowhere at Applebee's): You know, a good way to
Cameron: Wait, Nips didn't have sex with a baby in the butt?
Zach: HOT POCKET! . . . ah, fuck, it's hot
Brad: All you need is a Bud Light Lime. It's only 90 calories!
Sarah (while naming fruits): Rainbow . . . ?
Zach (about Alex): She had a threesome in my roommate's bed while
Max: Have you ever played the game where you all sit in a circle
Aly: You make sex on my face.
Zach: Sam Dean, don't let them drink me more.
Lizzie: There is no incentive for you to not fuck your brother
Jess Kelley: My boobs and vagina are just so awesome, it doesn't matter.
Kathryn: Look! It's a sexy pile of man!
Lizzie: Yeah, I've definitely done that. Wait, what does that mean?
Amanda, to Kathryn: Alright, you attract lesbians and I'll take them.
Frank: I came back because I don't feel comfortable around that many girls I don't know.
Carrie: The gargoyle? That's like the lock and load, only sitting down.
Lizzie: But doesn't it zap your gonads?
Spring and Summer
Kathryn: Come join the sexiness!
Stache: I am a wizard, and my dick is my wand!
Lizzie: Hi, Brad!
Lauren: Just because I use my tongue doesn't mean I want to do you!
Alex: I could be GAFing Elena right now.
Jeff: I need more lube when I poop... that's the problem.
Max: Hey, cut him some slack, he does come from a long line of Foelsches last name.
Lizzie: I don't think hippies get AIDs. . .
Stache: Yeah, Frank was wearing a French Maid outfit.
Tyler, Chris, Zach: (toasting) To not shitting out of our dicks!
Chris: Penis was said, but we toasted to dicks.
Alex: No, she can't have sex. She's too ticklish.
Rachel: I'm from Seattle.
Max: They just could have made a better use of Natalie Portman . . . ‘s boobs.
Zach: Sex is just . . . it's really sticky.
Lizzie: Make the anal plugs come back!
Chris: "Boops" is what you say when you accidentally flash someone.
Lizzie: Who are those people? One of them looks black.
Sherman: Going down on a girl is much worse than giving a blowjob.
Crossword clue, 7 letters, "it often contains x's"
Sarah: My trail of thunking
"Het is beter over je fiets te lullen dan over je lul te fietsen" – Old Dutch Proverb
Ducky: There are few things in the WORLD that mean more to black people than WEED.
Driveby, Homecoming, Saturday pm: SUCK IT, DAN GU!
Kathryn: Jeffrey! Kisses!
Tyler: First of all, I like me some Gumphshk.
Tyler: Eating food while watching Food Network is like jacking off while watching porn
Alex: So you know, like, when you first take a bite of stinky cheese,
Lucas: I would love for Cameron to kill, like, 20 trumpets ... !
Sarah: It smells like urine ... now it doesn't anymore.
Sarah: Last night in my dream Shark got ass-rape.
Kathryn: Your hair is really bushy.
Kathryn: I have some scary-ass connections.
Dan Gu: I usually have to take a shit right when it gets really cold.
Torch: Scersk has a one track mind.
Brad: Yeah pussies are scary ... but that doesn't mean you can't lick them.
Dan Gu: Oh here's your house. *tosses piece of railing up the stairs*
Kathryn: Are you circumcised?
Lizzie: Uh, bones don't "bop."
Tyler: I need to put something in my mouth while I work.
Roger: That would be fun for Jeff, REALLY fun for Vicki, and terrifying for you (Kathryn).
Sarah: That sounds really rape-y.
Ducky: Marijuana is illegal because white people are afraid of Mexicans.
Dan Gu: Meth is illegal because white men are afraid of soccer moms.
Zach: Quarters—it's a really stupid game. Don't play it. But I'm REALLY good at it.
Zach: I'm going to stab you.
Jeff: All you want to do is fuck-bang him, right?
Brad: I have to eat this, and then I have to ... FUCK.
Brad: I think Obama ... shit, I mean Osama.
Sarah: Beer tastes good when you're, like, drinking!
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